December 2011
me and my mother's texting conversation in my...
mom: is this how you txt
me: yeah
mom: the roads r rlly bad. believe it or not it might b safer for u to taje bus home tonight. call home wen u get off work. luv mom.
mom: dad says best for u to take bus home. call once ur on bus
mom: wat time fo u get off wofk
mom: L
mom: L
mom: hi sweety plz pick up chips after ur shift. ruffle bbq and regular rippls. dad will pick u upat 7!!! luv mom
(I stopped responding to her texts because every time she gets one she freaks out and asks me what her phone is doing)
(I also don't understand her need to say "luv mom" because I obviously know who it's from)
(she is a creative writer for a living... this is embarrassing)
slameronhurley:
Instead of kissing someone on new years I’m gonna punch someone in the face
“Black people make me really nervous and ugh, oh god, gay people make me want to...”
– Ron Paul, Freedom Under Siege: The U.S. Constitution After 200-Plus Years (1987), pg. 1-162 (via wombatfractal)
“I like drinking coffee alone and reading alone. I like riding the bus alone and...”
– (via overboarddd)
smoking a cigarette and looking up at the sky is probably the best feeling
I'm embarrassed by the things Hollie and I talk...
Me: oh my god are you sitting beside mark right now on your bed doing side by side tumblr stuff
Hollie: no omg hes wathcing american psycho im rubbing my NECK
Hollie: we shoyld all do soemtnuthgin
Hollie: but idk what
Me: lets go on a double date I'll bring a picture of jeff goldblum
Me: it'll be a gas
Hollie: a gas omg
Me: why does he play the piano in every single movie
Me: this is not a complaint btw
Me: he's wearing a blue glittery jacket in this movie and I think I like it
Me: do I want more egg salad
Hollie: its like totally healthy
Me: oh yah
Me: but I dont want to put on pants
Me: I have hummus in my diet coke fridge
Hollie: im entertaining the thought of avocado and sriracha sauce on top of egg salad
Me: that sounds pretty wonderful
Hollie: feed me
when i get high i act so fucking dumb
i hate that shit man
Watch
What Are You Doing New Years Eve? by Zooey Deschanel and Joseph Gordon-Levitt
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darlingmon:
For Emma by Bon Iver
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everywhere i go is couples
EVERYWHERE
do i count as a couple if i dress my dog up like santa and sing “cry me a river” by justin timberlake to him?
first day of being ungrounded after two and a half...
sucked
all i want is a night like george and mary after the graduation party and i could die happy that’s all
Merry Christmas guys :D