March 2012
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family feud just referred to indiana jones’s hat as a fedora
no
i just choked on my retainer
#yolo
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February 2012
chinookwinds asked: this is none of my business whatsoever but WOAH back to the future clearly beats the shit out of rocky horror
“back to the future? classy. more of a rocky horror broad myself. stay classy sandiego.”
PEOPLE LIKE THIS
ACTUALLY EXIST
I AM CRYYYYYIIIINNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
“broad”
“classy”
“stay classy sandiego”
so many things about my life just got a whole lot better
yes my closing argument had a back to the future reference. my work here is done.
Anonymous asked: i dont think you like me or something or other but when i see your posts about shannon i laugh really hard...
i want a shirt that says “black by popular demand”
right now
Anonymous asked: is she your ex's girlfriend?
Anonymous asked: shannon?
she just used the term "flow" i am not making this...
immaturely facebook beefing my ex's girlfriend
because it’s really fun to fuck with girls who use the terms “back two steps” and “stay classy san diego”
i need a hobby
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people need to stop abusing the word “legit” before i legit puke all over myself
me: hi i'd like to place an order
dominos: okay what can i get for you
me: uhm hold on, hey babe you wanted a large pepperoni right?
my empty apartment:
me: yeah we'll get a large pepperoni
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ugh tomorrow i have to wear makeup and something that isn’t a sweater that is four sizes too big because it’s grad photo day and i really don’t want any part of this because i’m just going to be the weird ugly girl with weird coloured hair in the back with her stoner friends because that was my four years of high school bam
"LAAAAAAAAAUUUUUURRAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
fuckyeahgirlcrush:
SHE CAN’T SWIIIIIM!!!!!”
i have this building anxiety that is being caused by overdue library books like why can’t i just go to the library and return them i just can’t look a librarian in the eye they scare the bejesus out of me because they always yell at me because i don’t know how to library and the fine could seriously be 400 dollars by now i mean i took out a bunch of books back in september and...
worldofhair:
reblog if
“If you want to be my lover, you’ve got to get with my friends.”
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
every night before bed i like to thank based god for my friends n family
thank u based god
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